Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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