i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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