Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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