I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I am midnight drunk by noon
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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