Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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