I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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