It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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