I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
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Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I just want to make out with him forever
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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