they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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