so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I FOUND THE LEGS
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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