OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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