Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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