Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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