Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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