she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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