I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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