just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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