i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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