Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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