real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
this hospital has no fireball
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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