Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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