Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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