New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
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well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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