But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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