I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I'm sobbing to NWA
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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