I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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