matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
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I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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