On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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