Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You've changed since you got that strap on
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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