Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
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It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I have fence marks all over my body
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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