entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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