I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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