Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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