is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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