Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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