I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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