How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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