but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
