Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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