She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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