...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
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just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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