you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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