The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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