We're like a lot better than the average bears
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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