Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?