Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Randomize
