But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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