If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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