a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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