sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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