I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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