Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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