YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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